KOOP Darkestville Castle (Xbox One) (Argentina) CD Key XBOX LIVE

Greetings, prospective chaos-servant

Evil isn't always simple to do. But wow, it's way more enjoyable than playing the nice guy!

These are not too bad of times to have a clever person like you on my side.

Everything in Darkestville was perfect: I was torturing the villagers, and they were torturing me. It was a reasonable exchange! Who could be dissatisfied? No, that's definitely not me!

...until that idiot Dan Teapot hired a squad of skilled demon hunters to exterminate me! I have no idea why he harbors resentment towards me. I may have set fire to his house a few times, but only because I thought it was funny!

Anyhow.

Assist me in defeating my enemies and together we can restore evil's rule over Darkestville!

Also, by buying this game, you're supporting a good cause because some of the proceeds will go toward enslaving others. I'm talking about clearing the oceans of pollutants, establishing a refuge for the planet's lone Endangered Invisible Flamingo, and other lofty ideals.

Honestly, Evil

Cid

P.S. I take it that you're already shaking with terror? That's the essence! Because this game is TERRIBLY funny in addition to TERRIBLY intriguing! We're going to go along with you if you've ever loved Tim Schafer's vintage adventure games and like Tim Burton's dark humor because these two Tims are my brothers.

You shouldn't wait for a cakewalk because, after all, I wouldn't be Cid if I didn't include a good number of the clever riddles. This game is said to take seven hours to finish. Now let's test your ability to perform it! But I have complete faith that you can—my amazing charisma and intriguing sense of style will more than suffice to conquer any obstacle!

P.P.S. A box marked "INDIE PRIZE - Best Game Narrative" was deposited at my castle's doorway by someone who rang the bell just now. Well, that's just one more way to recognize my unmatched excellence!